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« Reply #1375 on: Nov 05, 2011 11:29 am »

Ozai only hated Zuko and was bitter towards him because he blamed Zuko for Ursa's disappearance. Ozai loved Ursa more than Zuko and was devastated when she left in order to save Zuko, therefore Ozai took out all his resentment and anger on Zuko fpr his wife leaving them all; just for Zuko.
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« Reply #1376 on: Nov 05, 2011 12:51 pm »

^ nononononononononono
Ursa was actually banished because she didn't make Ozai his sandwich. And everyone knows that an Ozai without a sandwich is not a happy Ozai, thus NO ONE is happy :B
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« Reply #1377 on: Nov 05, 2011 12:56 pm »

^LOL YES, YES, THIS, I LOVE IT.
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« Reply #1378 on: Nov 05, 2011 02:15 pm »

^ <B

Since Ursa was banished due to her failure to make Ozai's sandwich, it was up to Zuko to make the sandwichs. However, he utterly failed in a comical way. Too bad Ozai doesn't laugh, or he would've shown his son mercy. But didn't. Out raged by lack of sandwichs, he firebended at his only, leaving Zuko scarred for life. Zuko is now left with a cripling fear of sandwichs, which is why you can't find him at a Deli.

At this point there is only one thing Ozai must do. . .TAKE OVER THE WORLD. This is a necessary step in order to force every person to become a sandwich maker. It was part of his hopes to turn his birthday into an international holiday, International Give Ozai A Sandwich Day. During this spectaculous day there would be parades in his honor, and of course sandwichs.

Upon hearing this sandwich filled news, Aang knew he had to stop the Firelord. If for any reason because, Aang HATES sandwichs. Ever since I childhood incident, the Avatar has had an irrational hatred of the crumby entree. So, Aang, along with Zuko, rallied the Gaang to begin this epic battle for the fate of the world. But little did Aang there was a traitor in hi smidsts.

Yes. A traitor. Not just any traitor either, it was the brother of his very own eye candy. . .Sokka of the Water Tribe. Sokka had been a fan of sandwichs for years, even going so far as to dress as one for Halloween one year. You can only his disgust. His so called "buddy" was indeed a sandwich hater.

In order to protect what he had held so dear, he did the only logical thing. He defacted to the Fire Nation. This was a twist not even Shamallamadingdong could concieve!

Moved by the young Water Tribe peasant's devotion to the delectiable food stuff, Ozai did the unthinkable. He adopted Sokka as his own. Making him his one true successor to the throne. This of course displeased the spoiled princess to no length. Not only was her one wish given to some PEASANT, but her only friends wanted to have a threesome with this boy.

Now with a girl on each arm, Sokka was the pride of the Fire Nation. He would stand beside Ozai as they burnt the Earth Kingdom to the ground. Bursting into a fit of tears Azula ran. She ran as far as her legs could carry her, into the arms of another.

Another who was also betrayed by blood, Katara. The two heartbroken enemies held each other closely, devulging into a long passionate kiss. "I had no idea a girl like you could be so bad" Azula whispered into the other's ear.

Twisting her curly hair, she replied, "you make me want to be bad."

She pulled the shattered princess up, hugged her and gave her an offer she couldn't refuse. Work together with the Avatar, and get her revenge on Sokka of the Water Tribe. How could Azula say no? Revenge gets her hot. Pun intended.

Aang now had a decent sized army of benders and misfits. He was ready to take on the Firelord.



Well, theres the rest of my Sandwich theory/story.
Did I over do it? P:
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« Reply #1379 on: Nov 05, 2011 09:26 pm »

^WIN.
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« Reply #1380 on: Nov 05, 2011 09:57 pm »

Thanks :3

I'm actually working on another theory P:
Just need to work out the kinks xD
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« Reply #1381 on: Nov 06, 2011 12:14 am »

^^^

Well, the Katara/Azula - sorry, Azutara - dialogue was more than a notch cheesy...  I mean, really...  "You make me want to be bad?"  ROLFCOPTER!

Otherwise, this was a delicious cracked up theory!  You should do one with Sokka raging against Aang in the Deserter.  Not because of his burning Katara, but for...

Bacon.

yea, I'm totally unoriginal
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« Reply #1382 on: Nov 06, 2011 12:19 am »

Lmao, I wanted my azutara to be cheesey for this crack xD

Thats a great idea tho : D
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« Reply #1383 on: Nov 06, 2011 09:28 am »

OMG this isn't so much of a crack theory as it is...ok yeah it's a crack theory. Smiley

But anyways, ASSUMING an Avatar has an animal guide, and ASSUMING that animal guide is a respective bender of it's own element, they too have the ability to go into the Avatar State given their probably extreme emotional and spiritual ties to the Avatar. Tongue

Yes no true? Smiley Cheesy
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« Reply #1384 on: Nov 06, 2011 09:30 am »

No, Appa can turn Super Sayian P:
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« Reply #1385 on: Nov 06, 2011 11:50 am »

Hahaha Sandwich Lord Ozai. xD

I really want to fanfic that. xD
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« Reply #1386 on: Nov 06, 2011 12:22 pm »

You should, it would make me happier than you could ever imagine, especially if you add a little vashirrypit Wink
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« Reply #1387 on: Nov 06, 2011 12:41 pm »

I forget what ship Vashirrypit is. >.<

But yes. xD
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« Reply #1388 on: Nov 06, 2011 12:46 pm »

Vashir(of the Rough Rhinos) x Cherry Pit Girl

They're Longshots parents<3
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« Reply #1389 on: Nov 07, 2011 01:22 am »

Huh.  And here I thought Cherry Pit was somewhere around 'Zula's age.

I ship Ty Lee and Charlie!

...wait.

~sigh~

Never think about shipping while watching Good Luck Charlie...

Also, interesting as VershiCherry(?) is...  Longshot's parents?  Well,  now you have to come up with a crack theory of how this attributes to 'Shot's implied muteness.
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« Reply #1390 on: Nov 07, 2011 01:25 am »

Vashir never speaks(that I know of)& cherry pit seems soft spoken xD

Btw, charlie's REAL parents; Aang & Ty Lee. :1
It works, somehow
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« Reply #1391 on: Nov 07, 2011 01:29 am »

The best western gunslinger's got nothing on you in the reflexes department, Dorky! Cheesy
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« Reply #1392 on: Nov 07, 2011 01:33 am »

Lol I know right? Smiley
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« Reply #1393 on: Nov 07, 2011 07:36 am »

Appa is actually just a saber-tooth mooselion who wished on a star for the ability to fly.
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« Reply #1394 on: Nov 17, 2011 03:45 am »

CHAN AND RAN JUAN ARE ACTUALLY VERY BUTCH LESBIANS AND THE REASON THEY DIDNY INVITE AZULA AND ZUKO TO THEIR PARTY AT FIRST WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE WORRIED THAT AZULA AND ZUKO WOULD STEAL TY LEE AND MAI FROM THEM...AND THEY DID!
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« Reply #1395 on: Nov 17, 2011 06:15 am »

The Cabbage Merchant has an arch-nemesis in the Fire Nation, the Red Cabbage Merchant.
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« Reply #1396 on: Nov 17, 2011 08:13 am »

Well he already has an enemies from the Water Tribe, Earth Kingdom, and Air Nomads, so it's only fitting.
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« Reply #1397 on: Nov 17, 2011 11:20 am »

Zuko's mom isnt really Ursa. Its Princess Peach!
Lets just say she was in the wrong castle at the wrong time, poor Mario never stood a chance against Ozai.  Though his fire flower made for an interesting battle
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« Reply #1398 on: Nov 17, 2011 12:29 pm »

^ you're absolutely right. here are some screenshots that prove everything:

Aang: Where is he‌? Where is the Fire Lord‌?
Azula:


Sokka: Where is Suki!
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Zuko: Where is my mommy!
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« Reply #1399 on: Nov 17, 2011 03:17 pm »

^ ELOHEL! that's sort of hilarious!
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