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« Reply #25 on: Jan 04, 2008 11:12 pm »

I am loving this fic!  I can't wait for the day you update once more. Grin

And Fengzula!  Pfft, sheer genius. *shakes head whilst laughing hugely*

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« Reply #26 on: Jan 05, 2008 02:32 am »

   Here it is! I know it's late, but it IS still technically friday! (At least it is as long as you live on the west coast...)


            A Typical Sister


Dear Journal,
Today Mom made me go to the market with her; she said she needed me to carry her bags. I swear the market smells like one giant dead fish, and I hate that smell! Oh well, I'd rather smell dead fish than clean the house. Mom made everyone else scrub the bathroom and clean out the bedrooms. Teoph had to clean up our room all by himself. Anyway, what I wanted to tell you was, when Mom and I were almost done with the shopping we ran into Foamtara. Holy cow hippo, that girl was foaming up a storm! Maybe that's why they pulled her out of our school...    I think she started to say my name before she fell down foaming at the mouth. I'd like to say that I'm the only one that makes her react like that, but the truth is, if she sees any of us "avatar kids" she screams and goes hysterical, nearly drowning herself in foam. I've heard she's kinda cute, but I've never been able to see that through the thick layer of suds on her face. Oh! We also ran into Smellershot on the way home! He never says very much, but his face paint is pretty cool. I talked him into letting me try out one of his new throwing knives, but unfortunately, I barely missed my Mom's head and cut off one of her hair loopies. Oops...
~Tokka


Sukka and I both lost it at "hair loopies". We snickered when we first discovered that Tokka had a journal, and giggled when Sukka suggested reading it out loud. But as we neared the end of his first entry, both of us were laughing uncontrollably.

"Kat! Kat, you have to...read the next one." Sukka squeezed out between laughing and trying to breath.

She handed the small journal over to me.

"Ok." I smiled, as I caught my breath.

I tried to sit up as straight as possible on Tokka's bed. I cleared my throat and began...

Dear Journal,
   Taang came over today. I heard ‘Tara tell Mom that they were going to study together. Now I don't know what class has them sneaking around and spying on me for their homework, but I caught Taang watching me practice my waterbending moves. And later, when I went to the kitchen to grab a snack, I thought I felt eyes on me, and when I turned around there was Taang again, but she quickly ducked down and pretended like she had dropped something on the floor. When I asked her about it, she just laughed like I told a stupid joke and slugged me in the arm so hard it gave me an ostrich horse. Why was she looking at me so much? That girl has issues.
~Tokka


"No way!" Sukka gasped. "Does Taang have a crush on Tokka?"

"He probably just made all that up. He's such a dork, how could anyone have a crush on him?"

"You're probably right." Sukka held out her hand. "Can I read the next one?"

"Maybe we should put it away, I mean, what if he catches us?"

Reading his journal was hilarious, but I was starting to get a little uneasy about it.

"Just one more, I promise! Then we'll put it away." Sukka assured me with a smile.

"Ok, just one more..." I said as I handed the journal back to her.

"Let's read something more recent." Sukka said as she started skimming ahead. Grinning, she exclaimed, "This one is from last week!"

Dear Journal,
   I had a horrible day at school today! Toko kept calling me "water boy" all morning. At lunch I finally got fed up with it and reminded him that I'm half Air Nomad too. That was a bad idea, because he responded with "Water and air? That makes bubbles! Thanks ‘bubbles', that's a way better name for you!" I could hear everyone giggling and whispering to each other when they thought I couldn't hear. I was so mad I just sputtered and couldn't even come up with a good comeback. Then Toko stood up and yelled, "Don't get too upset, ‘bubbles', or you just might pop!"


"Hey! I remember that!"

"Me too!" I agreed.

...it was so stupid! But everyone thought it was sooo funny! I was really embarrassed because the girl I like was there, and I know I must have looked pretty stupid since I still couldn't come up with a good come back. 

I grabbed Sukka's arm. "Wait a minute! Did he just say ‘the girl I like'?"

Sukka nodded yes.

I could barely contain myself, now his journal was not just funny, it was downright juicy!

"Who? Who is it? Does it say who?"

"Hold on!" Sukka said as she pushed my hand off her arm. "There's more, just let me read it."

"Ok, sorry." I quickly covered my mouth with both hands.

Sukka took a deep breath before she continued.

...She wasn't laughing like everyone else, in fact, she looked kind of concerned, which made me feel even worse. I gave up on trying to come up with something to say and just grabbed my lunch and left. I ended up eating in my classroom by myself. School really couldn't have gone much worse. Luckily when I got home, things started looking up! That girl, the one I said I liked? She came to my house!

"Just say her name already!" I yelled. "And why is she at my house?"

"'Kat, just let me read it!"

...She looked beautiful, but then again, she always does. I really wanted to talk to her, but I couldn't think of anything to say. So I pretended like I didn't notice her, like I usually do when she comes over. Later, she and ‘Kat were sitting at the table talking, so I kept going into the kitchen and getting fruit out of the fruit bowl that Mom keeps on the table. I really just wanted to see her, and hear her voice. I don't even like most of the fruit Mom buys! Eventually the bowl was almost empty and she asked me how I could possibly eat so much. (The truth is, I hardly ate any of it, I was giving it all to Appa and Momo.) Then she said, "Don't you know what that much fruit will do to you?".

Sukka gasped and nearly dropped the journal. "K-Kat," she stuttered, "he's talking about...me!"

"Yeah, I know! I had no idea he liked you!"

Sukka's cheeks were burning red as she shoved the journal into my hands.

"Here, put it away," she panicked, "we shouldn't read it any more!"

"You shouldn't read what anymore?"

I thought my jaw was going to hit the floor at the sound of Tokka's voice. Sukka and I glanced at each other and slowly looked up at my brother. He was just inside the door, leaning against the doorjamb with his arms crossed.

"What are you two ladies doing in my room? And what are you..."

At that moment he noticed what I was attempting to hide with my hands. His eyes got so wide I thought they might pop out of his head.

You know those words that make your mom threaten to wash out your mouth with soap? Yeah, I might have said one...or two.

               End Chapter Five.
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« Reply #27 on: Jan 05, 2008 10:09 am »

Hee hee! Looks like we's got a couple of ships paired together! A quad-ship! Suokka!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Keep writing more! This stuff's gold!!!!

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« Reply #28 on: Jan 06, 2008 12:18 am »

FOAMTARA! :'D
One of my favorite ships! Yay!

Keep going! This is getting good! x)

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« Reply #29 on: Jan 07, 2008 04:51 pm »

OMG I'm so horrible, I was laughing all the way through that Foamtara part. Smiley This keeps on getting more and more awesome!


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« Reply #30 on: Jan 07, 2008 10:07 pm »

Hehe.  Where do you come up with this stuff???  So great... you have to update more often!


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« Reply #31 on: Jan 11, 2008 11:39 pm »

Hello, AzureArrow here... hey, I saw you guys posting some comments, so I just thought I'd say thank you here. (Seriously though, thank you for your comments!)


               A Typical Love Story

(After calling Tokka, Teoph, and I into her bedroom, Zutara begins handing out what appears to be hand written scripts to the three of us. Maiko is sitting in front of the bedroom window, staring out.)

Tokka: What is this?

Zutara: It's a play I wrote. I would like you all to rehearse it with me.

Me: What? A play?

Maiko: Is this for school?

Zutara: No, it's for fun.

Maiko: Fun?

Zutara: Yes, for fun. Something you wouldn't know anything about.

Maiko: Well, I hope you don't expect me to be in your little play.

Zutara: Of course not, I didn't even write a part for you.

Maiko: Oh....Fine with me. (she turns back to her window)

Me: (reading through the parchment) So....who is who?

Zutara: (pointing at the script in my hand) You play this character here. She is a beautiful Water Tribe girl.

Tokka: Well that's a bit of a stretch.

Me: (ignoring Tokka's rude comment) Umm.... Her name is Kitara? Doesn't that sound a bit like Mom?

Zutara: Not at all. (now pointing to Teoph's script) Teoph! Can't you tell it's upside down? (she turns the script right side up) anyway you play a young and carefree Airbender named Paang.

All of us: Paang?

Zutara: (Now pointing at Tokka's script) And Tokka, you Play this one. He is a dashing young firebender with a troubled past.

Tokka: My name is Huko? What kind of a name is Huko?

Me: Why do these names sound familiar?

Zutara: (digging through her bag) First we need...... (she pulls out a tube of lip stick) Costumes!!

Me: What am I wearing?

Zutara: What you're wearing is fine, but Tokka on the other hand... (she walks toward him holding the lipstick)

Tokka: What? No! I'm not wearing lipstick! What kind of a character is this anyway?

Zutara: Shut up Tokka (she grabs his shoulder) and hold still. (she begins smearing lip stick all around his left eye and down around his left cheek)

Tokka: Tara! Stop it!

Me: What are you doing?

Teoph: I don't have to wear that too, do I?

Zutara: (steps back to admire her handy work) There, that looks perfect!

Me: What is it?

Zutara: It's a scar.

Tokka: What? This is crazy.

Zutara: (claps her hands) Alright everyone lets begin. Tokka you're not in it yet, so why don't you wait over there. (she points to the wall) And Teoph and Kat, you stand facing each other in the center of the room. (We all move to our designated places) Ok now Teoph, I mean Paang, you are about to confess your undying love for Kitara,

Me: Awww... he's in love with me.

Teoph: (blushing) I don't have to kiss her do I?

Me: Yeah, I'm not kissing him either.

Zutara: No! Read your scripts. There's no kissing Kitara, you turn Paang down flat. (she skims over her script) I believe the line is.....I love you too, but the way a mother loves her son....

Me: Why do I turn him down?

Zutara: Because! You love him! (she points at Tokka)

Tokka: (looks at script for the first time) Me?

Me: I'm in love with Tokka?

Zutara: No! You are in love with Huko. Well, you're not at first, but after he kidnaps you  to get to Paang and keeps you locked in chains for a week with nothing but rice to eat and water to drink, you realize how hot he is.

Me: Why can't I love Paang?

Zutara: Hellooooo!  Handsome firebender with a really hot scar? (she points at Tokka) Why is that so hard for you to understand?

Sokue: What are you guys doing in here?

Zutara: Nothing that concerns you!

Maiko: There rehearsing Tara's award winning play.

Sokue: Oh! A play! I want to be in it!

Zutara: I don't have a part for you, and you can't even read.

Sokue: I can be a Koala sheep. Baaa.

Zutara: No! No sheep!

Sokue: (begins to cry) I'm telling Mom. (she runs back out the door)

Zutara: Now let's start the scene.

Teoph: I don't want to do this anymore. (he lays his script down on Tara's bed and leaves the room nearly tripping over his own feet on the way out)

Zutara: Teoph! I need you for this first scene.

Me: You should have just let Sokue be a sheep.

Zutara: (rips the first two pages out of her script) Fine, we'll start with scene two. Kat, your line!

Me: (searches for scene two) Aahhh....Oh...What a perfect night for waterbending. The moon is at its fullest. (I look at Tara) At it's fullest? Really?

Zutara: Shhhh! Just read it as written. Now pretend to waterbend. Tokka, your line.

Tokka: (touches the lip stick scar on his face) You know, this scar, with the name Huko, sure sounds an awful lot like the Fire Lord.

Zutara: Just read your lines Tokka!

Maiko: It is the Fire Lord.

Zutara: (turns to Maiko) Why don't you look out your little window and SHUT UP!

Me: She's right! And Kitara is Mom, and Paang is Dad.

Zutara: So what if it is?

Me: Tara! You can't have Mom dump Dad and get together with Zuko. That's so Sick, and twisted!

Tokka: it is a little weird Tara.

Zutara: I'm writing an epic love story.

Me: And Mom and Dad's story isn't epic?

Zutara: Look at the facts Kat. Dad is younger than Mom, an inch shorter, and for Agni's sake he's BALD.

Me: So?

Zutara: Sooooo.... If Mom had married Zuko, I would be a princess.

Mom: So what's this about you not letting Sokue...... (Seeing the lip stick scar on Tokka's face, Mom dropped the folded towels she was carrying. Let's just say she had some words to describe Tara's love story, and epic was NOT one of them.)

               End Chapter Six
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« Reply #32 on: Jan 11, 2008 11:43 pm »

Oh, wow, that is so hilarious. Paang, lol.


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« Reply #33 on: Jan 12, 2008 01:32 am »

Heee! Foamtara!!! And Tokka being called "Bubbles" is just so adorably hilarious that I can't stop smiling. And he has a crush on Sukka! Heeee!

And the play? Hilarious too Cheesy  Seriously, how do you come up with this stuff? It's priceless Grin


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« Reply #34 on: Jan 12, 2008 02:08 am »

Wow. THAT WAS THE MOST AWESOME INSTALMENT YET!!!!!
So Zuko is fire lord, and Zutara wants Katara to end up with him. Double wow. Keep up the brilliant work!
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« Reply #35 on: Jan 12, 2008 09:34 am »

So Zutara ships, Zutara?!
Genuis. I love it.

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« Reply #36 on: Jan 12, 2008 12:23 pm »

xDDD Zutara's Zutara Play! HaHa!

I love it!
Keep going!
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« Reply #37 on: Jan 12, 2008 02:55 pm »

Zutara's Zutara play. PURE GENIUS. And who wouldn't want their ship crushed?Huh

Great installment, AzureArrow!

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« Reply #38 on: Jan 12, 2008 03:42 pm »

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Zutara: No! You are in love with Huko. Well, you're not at first, but after he kidnaps you  to get to Paang and keeps you locked in chains for a week with nothing but rice to eat and water to drink, you realize how hot he is.

That is pure and unadulturated genius.  Zutara shipping Zutara...if you don't fall off your chair at that, there is something deeply wrong with you.

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« Reply #39 on: Jan 13, 2008 12:49 am »

Very Original and clever. keep it up Azurearrow.

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« Reply #40 on: Jan 18, 2008 09:12 pm »

ohhh....Waiting for more!!!! Although...knowing you..Azure the night owl...I will have to comment tomorrow...hehehe

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« Reply #41 on: Jan 18, 2008 09:38 pm »

I have to say that this is my favorite yet.  So funny... I wish I had your ability for humor!


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« Reply #42 on: Jan 19, 2008 12:21 am »

Unfortunately I am an adult, and some adult responsibilities are going to cause a temporary interruption in the updates to my story. More than likely I won't be able to update it for several weeks. But I promise I will be back just as soon as I can, I've been having too much fun with this to just stop. Thanks for reading my little fanfic!


               A Typical Island P...Oh who am I kidding, there's nothing typical about it.

"Sukka, can you hand me one of those pastries with the yellow frosting?" I asked. Without a word Sukka leaned across the table to fetch the tempting treat. Apparently the one she grabbed was a little too close to Tokka, causing him to turn away from her with a loud "Humph!"

"He still hates me," she pouted as she handed the pastry to me.

"Don't worry", I tried to assure her, "He'll get over it. He's not mad at me any more."

"Yeah but you're his sister, he expects you to bug him."

"Actually he made me do all his chores, including his laundry, for two whole weeks." Just the thought of Tokka's dirty underwear almost ruined my appetite. Almost. I bit into the soft dessert anyway. "This is sooooo good!" I exclaimed. "Maybe this wont be so bad after all."

"This is gonna SUCK!" Maiko announced as she plopped herself down at the table across from me.

"Have a pastry." I suggested, holding out to her the half eaten one in my hand.

"Uhhh", she sneered, "I'm not hungry." A sinister grin crept across her face before adding, "Hey Kat, your boyfriend is here!"

Everyone at the table quickly turned around to see Haruki walk through the door accompanied by his family. I turned back to Maiko blushing madly. "Maiko!" I yelled with a whisper, "He's not my boyfriend. Don't say that so loud."

"But you like him don't you?" she asked not bothering to watch her volume.

Suddenly Tokka's interest was perked. He leaned in on the table towards me. "You like Haruki?" He asked with an eye brow raised. Coming from him, that look is never good. It usually means he has a nasty prank cooking in his brain. He shot a hand into the air and yelled, "Hey Haruki! How's it going?" I dropped the pastry and slowly turned my head so I could catch a glimpse of Haruki's reaction. Haruki was seated far enough away that I couldn't hear what he was saying, but it was obvious he was excusing himself. Then he began to make his way towards us. I turned toward Tokka.

"I did all your laundry, even your underwear, why are you doing this to me?" I asked shaking.

"You missed a sock." he stated simply.

Sukka and I gave each other a scared smile, bracing ourselves for Haruki's arrival, and as we both took a deep breath I hoped to Agni that Tokka wouldn't embarrass me too much.

"Haruki," Tokka smiled while shaking his hand, "So we were wondering how come we didn't see you at school today. Well, mostly Kat was wondering."

Haruki gave me a very surprised look that left me at a loss for words. I looked around the table, every brother and sister save ‘Tara and Dukoph were looking at me waiting for my answer. I could hear Maiko snickering quietly. I glanced back up at Haruki who was still looking at me with wide eyes.

"I...uhhh...well...," I sounded so stupid. I had no idea what to say. If I ever did decide to tell Haruki how I felt, it certainly wouldn't be here at this table surrounded by most of my siblings. But if I didn't say something soon he might think I didn't care. I really wanted to reach across the table and smack Tokka upside the head. But just as I was about to say whatever came to my mind first...

"Haruki, sweetheart."

"I'm so glad to see you're not sick."

I had never been so glad to hear the Okk... I mean my cousin's voices. They had successfully taken all the attention off of me and turned it onto them. I sighed with relief as they each grabbed one of his arms and began escorting him over to the table were my Uncle and Aunt were taking a seat. I shot a glare at Tokka.

"Hey, now we're even!" He announced with both hands in the air. I contemplated throwing what was left of my pastry at him, but dropped that idea as soon as I saw Zutara and my Mother, with Dukoph on her hip, entering the room. ‘Tara looked amazing, even more so than usual. Her hair was down except for her beloved loopies hanging just off her face. She had on a fancy short sleeved water tribe robe... With no pants on underneath. Leave it to Zutara to dress as skimpily as possible even in the dead of winter. As they made their way to the front of the room I could hear people saying things like, "Oooohhh, doesn't she look lovely," and, "Spitting image of her mother."  I looked around the room at the sea of girls sitting at the tables, with a few parents and boys sprinkled throughout. The entire village had turned out. The room broke out into a roaring applause as my Dad joined Mom and Zutara at the front of the room.

"My wife and I would like to thank you all for joining us this evening." Which was as far as my Dad got before Foamtara and her frothing Father were forcibly escorted outside. My father quickly regained his composure from the messy outburst and continued, "Please help yourselves to the pastries; dinner will be brought out shortly. Some kind of fish...er...something." He nervously looked over at my mother who commanded him to continue by waving one arm repeatedly, the other arm holding the baby. My dad cleared his throat and pulled his already loose collar away from his neck as if it was cutting off the flow of blood to his brain.

"As you all know," he continued, "My daughter Zutara turns sixteen today, so she is now...." Again he glanced at my mother, and again she waved at him to continue,"...of marrying age." The crowd immediately began to whisper. I swear I heard a young man's voice say "YES!" and my Dad must have heard it too, because he quickly blurted out, "And any marriage proposals need to go through me first!"

A special table was reserved for my parents and ‘Tara. As soon as they sat down trays of smoked fish and steamed vegetables began making their way around the room.

"What's he doing?" Teoph asked, pointing toward the back of the room. We all whipped our heads around to see Tyru walking slowly toward the front, nervously fiddling with something in his hand.

"Am I crazy, or is that a betrothal necklace?" Tokka asked.

"Of course you're crazy!" Maiko answered. "And yeah, I think it is a necklace." Tyru didn't get far before Teong stood up, also holding something in his hand. They both froze for a second eyeing each other before Tyru picked up speed and continued toward the table where my parents were sitting. Teong grabbed one of Tyru's arms, pulling Tyru behind him. Tyru reached out a hand to do the same to Teong, when Toko was suddenly standing in their way causing them both to stop in their tracks.

"Get out of the way," Tyru demanded, "this doesn't concern you."

"It most certainly does!" Toko announced holding something of his own in his hand.

"You and Zutara broke up months ago." Tyru announced as he attempted to step around Toko. At this point the entire crowd was aware of the commotion making its way toward the front of the room. Other than the servers who continued to bring the food around, the room was almost silent as Toko put out his arms and stopped the other two from going any further.

"Don't make me...." Tyru began.

"Don't make you what?" Toko interrupted, "I can take both you pansy pretty boys on, no problem."

I glanced over at my parents and ‘Tara and was surprised to see four other guys who had already successfully made it over to the table. Where were all these guys coming from? It was like they all materialized specifically for this event. My parents looked nervous; but Tara was obviously having the time of her life. In the corner of my eye I caught sight of a fist flying through the air, drawing my attention back to Toko and his rivals.

"Now Toko," Teong chimed in with both hands in the air, "I don't want to get into a..." He never got to finish because at that moment he accidentally bumped one of the servers, causing an entire tray of food to spill on the woman sitting directly behind him, a rather large woman in my opinion, causing the most enormous man I've ever seen to stand up. He towered over the three young men, causing even Toko to gulp.

"The Bouldoph takes issue with you spilling food all over his wife, Combusty Lee!" The large man bellowed.

"Dear lets just go home, I'm having one of my headaches," the woman pleaded, completely covered in...what was that? Fruit salad?

"Hey! No fair!" Tokka whispered, "We didn't get any fruit salad over at our table."

"Shut up!" Maiko whispered while kicking him under the table.

At this point The Bouldoph was cracking his knuckles and walking foreword causing Toko, Teong, and Tyru to back up toward the middle of the room. I noticed my Uncle and Aunt making their way toward the fight. No doubt they wanted to help break it up before anyone got hurt. I wondered why my Dad wasn't stepping in and as I looked where my parents had been sitting I got my answer, my parents had a fight of their own to deal with. Apparently the four, now five, guys over by Tara, had broken out into a brawl which was also making its way to the room's center.

 Sokue began to cry. Teoph looked very nervous. Maiko seemed annoyed and maybe a little bored as well. Tokka had his hand on his mouth attempting not to laugh. I looked over at Tara and couldn't believe what I saw, she had her hands on her hips and she was scowling, but not in the direction of the fight. She was glaring at Hakozai who was chatting it up with Jetko, and not paying any attention to the craziness building around him.

More and more people began entering the fight either to join in or break it up. When suddenly, in the midst of all the commotion, Zukaang stood up on his table and yelled, "Can't we all just get along?!" A few crickets chirped for a second before the fight continued. I noticed a boomerang flying around the room, and I swear I saw a water whip out of the corner of my eye. And just when I thought things couldn't get any crazier, the Kyoshi warriors came storming in from the windows and doors and started whipping their fans all over the place. Yeah, I don't think we'll be allowed to host a birthday party again any time soon.

               End Chapter Seven



In honour of Zutara's sweet sixteen, I drew this picture of her:

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« Reply #43 on: Jan 19, 2008 12:46 pm »

Zukaang! Yes! x3

I love that picture of Zutara! Very cute!

The Kyoshi Warriors are like a swat team! Haha! xDDD

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« Reply #44 on: Jan 19, 2008 07:11 pm »

Great as usual.  It's sad that you won't be able to update for a while but we'll be awaiting your return.


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« Reply #45 on: Jan 19, 2008 09:17 pm »

This is awesome!! Zutara shipping Zutara, Hakozai being super hot, Zukaang trying to make piece, Tokka crushing on Sukka, and my favorite: "The Bouldoph takes issue with you spilling food all over his wife, Combusty Lee!"

LOL!!  Grin

Only now you're leaving, and I will have to wait weeks for more of this hilarity...


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« Reply #46 on: Jan 19, 2008 11:25 pm »

Oh this is too funny. I particularly love the part about Hakozai chatting it up with Jetko and completely ignoring Zutara, tee-hee! Cheesy

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« Reply #47 on: Jan 22, 2008 03:40 pm »

Ok...I think I figured it out!! I like this one soo far the best...hehehe...these are really fun!!!!
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« Reply #48 on: Jan 23, 2008 05:16 pm »

Your best installment yet! Zukaang lol. Gosh though, Tokka knows how to hold a grudge. Your drawing of Zutara is great, BTW.


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It's good to be back! From here on out my updates will be going up on Saturday instead of Friday. As always, thanks for taking the time to read my story!

               A Typical Uncle


Uncle Sokka: So anyway, your dad is holding the baby up, the smell was enough to make Appa gag, I mean seriously, I thought I might...

Dad: Sokka, we've got a baby in the house, they know what a poopy diaper smells like.

Maiko: It couldn't have been as bad as when Tokka was a baby.

Tokka: Shut up Maiko!

Uncle Sokka: Hey! Guys! (pointing at himself) Your uncle is telling a story here, remember?

Dad: You don't need to finish this one Sokka.

Uncle Sokka: Oh, yes I do. Anyway, we end up going outside and your dad hands the baby to me and he rips off the diaper and throws it into the air.

Me: What? Why?

Uncle Sokka: Then he shoots a fire blast, incinerating the smelly thing in seconds...

Tokka: That's awesome!

Uncle Sokka: Then he bends water from a nearby barrel and sends it towards the baby's butt (he looks at Dad) soaking both of us by the way...

Dad: I know, I know.

Uncle Sokka: Then he blows us both dry with his airbending and we run back into the house.

Teoph: He put the diaper on backwards or something, didn't he?

Uncle Sokka: He couldn't find a diaper, when your mom came home he had ‘Tara wrapped up in one of her good kitchen towels.

Everyone was laughing; my Dad was hiding his face in his hands.

Uncle Sokka: In fact, I never saw that towel again...

Dad: Ok Sokka, enough...please.

Me: So, do you have any NICE stories about Dad?

Maiko: You're no fun ‘Kat, I wanted to hear more ‘Tara poop stories.

Tokka: me too!

Uncle Sokka: Unfortunately I don't have anymore of those, but I could tell you about the moment I was most proud of your dad...

Tokka: Yeah, we know, when he took out the firelord.

Sokka: Oh no.

Dad: No?

Uncle Sokka: It was when he told me why He was moving with your Mom to Kyoshi Island...

Me: Ohh maan... I can't believe you're bringing this up again.

Uncle Sokka gives dad a confused look.

Dad: Yeah, they've kinda already heard this one. You really find that more impressive than taking down Ozai?

Uncle Sokka: It's a rare breed of man that can turn an igloo into a sauna, and not just once mind you! Why do you think I've always called ‘Tara "steam baby"?

Dad: Uhhh...Sokka?

Uncle Sokka: (Points at Tokka and Teoph.) You boys should be taking notes. (nudging Dad) This guys doing something right, I mean...look at all you kids.

Everyone but Dad begins to snicker.

Dad: Ok Sokka, this conversation is starting to get a little...

Uncle Sokka: A little what?

Dad: Well... inappropriate.

Uncle Sokka: Inappropriate? By the time I was Tokka's age...

Dad: (Cough) HEY!  (clears throat) No!

Zutara bursts through the front door, shopping bags in hand, with Tylokka and Yuokka following behind.

Zutara: I have an announcement to make!

Dad: Good! Thank you! Anything is better than the conversation we've been...

Zutara: I went up a bust size! (she whips out a skimpy black bust wrap) I'm officially bigger than Tylokka!

Dad: No! No! ‘Tara, can you please go see if your mother needs help in the kitchen?

Zutara walks in front of Dad as if he never said anything and tosses the wrap at Maiko's head. Maiko peels it off her face with a disgusted look.

Zutara: Take a good look at it Maiko; you may never see a wrap that large again in your life. 

Maiko: Oh, does that mean you're going to stop leaving your underwear ALL OVER the bedroom? Cause that would be amazing!

Zutara: Well, if you two would ever clean up the room, my underwear wouldn't BE all over the place.

Dad: ‘Tara! Go to the kitchen, now!

Zutara: (turning toward Dad) How come Maiko doesn't have to help Mom?

Dad: Maiko isn't throwing underwear in peoples faces!

Zutara snatches the wrap from Maiko's hands and stomps off towards the kitchen.

Tylokka: Thank Agni! I thought she would never shut up about the size of her...

Dad: So... Sokka! Since the girls are back I guess you'll be heading home huh? (Dad stands and begins gathering Sokka's belongings) It's so sad too... we were having such a great time.

Uncle Sokka: Hey! No worries buddy! Katara invited the girls and me over for dinner! (he elbows Dad) You know, with the wife out of town and all.

Dad slowly lowers Sokka's things back to their original place.

Dad: Yeah...that's...that's......great.

Mom walks in with Dukoph under one arm and Momo under the other.

Mom: Can I get some help with these two? If it isn't Dukoph getting into the cupboards, it's Momo eating fruit out of the fruit bowl and spitting seeds all over the floor! (she plops Dukoph down on Uncle Sokka's lap, and Momo into Dad's arms) Thanks! (she quickly walks back into the kitchen)

Sokue: Mom! What are you making? Can I help? (she follows mom into the kitchen)

Tokka: So, Uncle Sokka... What were we talking about before ‘Tara's panties started flying around the room?

Maiko: It was a bust wrap.

Tokka: Whatever, either way I'd rather not have it flying in my face.

Maiko: It was in MY face, thank you very much.

Dad: I think we were talking about the state of the fire nation economy actually...

Uncle Sokka: Are you completely mental?

Tokka: Yeah, I thought we were talking about steam babies or something?

Dad: Junroh informed me that now that trade has opened between the earth kingdom and the fire nation, badger moles have made their way onto the fire nation mainland, wreaking havoc and nearly toppling fire lord Zuko's commemorative statue...

Uncle Sokka: Badger moles? Are you serious? How does a badger mole sneak onto an earth kingdom ship? That's what I'd like to know.

Me: We're not really going to talk about THIS are we?

Dad: Yes! I'm completely serious! I guess they're stowing away as babies and sneaking into the fire nation territory...

Uncle Sokka: I still find that very hard to swallow.

And so my dad and Uncle Sokka continued to have the most boring conversation EVER. (Honestly, I was more interested in Zutara's bust size than fire nation badger moles.) Momo looked pretty bored too and began to circle on Dad's lap. I noticed that his tail kept brushing up against Dukoph's face, and it looked like the baby was about to sneeze.

Dukoph: ACHOOO!!

I had never seen anyone but my dad sneeze like that. Momo went flying clear across the room and out the window, while the bowl holding mom's potpourri on the end table flipped up, spraying dried petals and cinnamon sticks all over my cousins.

Uncle Sokka: (standing up quickly while holding Dukoph out in front of him) Did you see that?

Dad: (standing as well) Yes I did! I can't believe it!

Mom: (running in from the kitchen) Aang, what did you ruin this time?

Dad: It wasn't me! It was Dukoph!

Mom: Nice one. Don't even try and blame it on the baby.

Dad: No, seriously! Sokka! Tell her!

Dukoph: ACHOOO!!

This time Uncle Sokka was thrown back into his chair by the force of the sneeze, and ‘Tara's shopping bags were tossed throughout the room, scattering various underclothes in every direction.

Mom: Aang! Dukoph's an airbender!

Dad: (running to Mom) After seven kid's we finally have an airbender! You know what this means don't you?

Mom: Yeah...no more late night feedings, or dirty diapers, we can finally stop...

Dad: No, no! We can't stop now; we should try to have MORE airbenders! Katara, let's have another baby!

I think that was the first and only time I ever saw Mom faint.

               End Chapter Eight
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